Thanks to an awesome blog I ran across while trying to can has the internets, we now know the true story behind the creepy little yellow pizza guy lovably referred to as Pac Man. Still no word on Ms. Pac Man though. Dang, they both really have a bad dot addiction though. That’s it! REHAB!

Click the link I am too lazy to type or copy and paste from earlier to see more awesomeness in a similar vein.

Yes, it is true ladies and gentlemen. We now have the technology to create a robot that thinks fart jokes are funny, and draws penises.

Please someone tell me if this is real. Because seriously, when I first heard about the iPad I thought that was a big joke too and it turned out to be legit!
Either way, technology is advancing so fast. One small arm iPad holder for a self-absorbed social media-centric douche , one giant step towards the singularity for mankind!

Anyways, I think I am gonna have to order one of these. I’ve always wanted to be able to keep reading my ebooks at the urinal eat off of my own arm!

Just look at how he turns to the camera as he drives by as if to say “Sup dude? I’m just mowin’ the lawn. Sup witchu?” .
He is completely enamored in his duties, but you can tell he loves what he does and is comfortable enough with it to acknowledge the passerby with the camera. You can really sense the depth of meaning in th……. wait, WTF?! We’re not in art class at community college??

Hold on… Hahahahhaa!

screw online classes.

When I generally talk about customizing a car with someone and they are going on and on about how stoked they are and all the parts they are ordering , it gets to a point where I no longer know what they are talking about. And during that time, I hope that they aren’t describing anything along the lines of the above car.

Amusing, I’ll give it that. So I’m not hatin’, just sayin’ as awesome as it is to report on the internets, if a real friend of mine gets one of these … we will probably have to stop talking.

I kid! I am actually pretty impressed. They got the texture spot on, and the interior looks so juicy and tasty… I… I.. just.. ARGEHRGEHGGGGG. *NOM NOM*

I want one (or a dozen) of these cleverly designed bottles. They may not be brand spankin’ new to you internet surfers, but they are definitely worth reposting! It’s a beer glass that looks like an upside down bottle with the bottom cut off.. or something. Either way, it’s (how you say) bomb.

Now, I don’t know if every faviconed (is that even a word) web site appears in this picture, but it does claim to be a depiction of the most visited sites on the entire internet with the larger icons indicating more popularity. You gotta admit it is pretty neat, except we already all knew that the big G was gonna take spot #1!

That said, click the link to read what a more professional blog has to say about it.

Just like the title of this post says, this pencil art is amazing, and is not really pencil art.. its art made out of pencils.. with no paper.

And if you click the image, it will take you to an article about it on engadget (a great blog by the way) that isn’t nearly as awesome as the pictures themselves. Check it out!

Seriously, this is insane. The top rated comment about this video on YouTube right now is about how dumb it was of this guy to literally lay on the tracks while the train went by. Oh yeah? Well that was dumb of that person to criticize him for doing what he wanted…because I’ll tell you one difference between the person who ducked under the train and the person who sat there and lectured him on youtube… the train guy is freakin’ BADASS , and the other dude is just a know-it-all. Just sayin’ … Train Guy would win in a fight. *whoooosh!* ” I’m under a train! … Now I’m not under the train! Now I kick yo ass!” *POW*